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Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;လို႔ ေျပာေနၾကတဲ့&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;လူေတြ အားလံုးအတြက္ စဥ္းစားၾကည့္ရေအာင္လို႔ တင္ျပလိုက္ပါတယ္။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ေဇာေခၽြးေတြ ျပန္ေနတာလား။ ရင္ခုန္ႏႈန္းေတြ တဒုန္းဒုန္းနဲ႔ ျဖစ္ေနတာလား။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ေျပာဖုိ႔ စကားေတြက ရင္ေခါင္းထဲကေနကို မထြက္ဘူး ျဖစ္ေနတာလား။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ဒါ အခ်စ္ မဟုတ္ဘူး။ အဲဒါ သေဘာက်တာပါ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;သူတို ့ေျပာတာေလးကုိသေဘာက်လုိ ့ရွယ္လုိက္တယ္ေနာ္&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LOVE &lt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;မင္းရဲ႕ မ်က္စိေအာက္က အေပ်ာက္ကို မခံႏိုင္ဘူး။ တစ္ခဏေလး&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;လက္တြဲျဖဳတ္ရမွာကို သိပ္စိုးရိမ္ေနတယ္။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ဒါ အခ်စ္ မဟုတ္ဘူး။ အဲဒါ ရမၼက္ပါ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ဂုဏ္ယူၿပီး သူ႕ကို ထုတ္ႂကြားမယ္။ အဲဒီလို ထုတ္ႂကြားရတာကိုပဲ သေဘာက်ေနတယ္။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ဒါ 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style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;သူ႔ရဲ႕ အၾကည့္တစ္ခ်က္မွာ ရင္ခုန္သံ ရပ္တန္႔မတတ္ ျဖစ္သြားလို႔ သူ႔ကုိ&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ပံုအပ္လိုက္ခ်င္တာလား။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ဒါ အခ်စ္ မဟုတ္ဘူး။ အ႐ူးအမူး စြဲလမ္းတာ ေလာက္ပါ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;သူ႔ကို သိပ္ ဂ႐ုစိုက္လို႔ သူ႔အျပစ္ေတြကို ခြင့္လြတ္ေပးႏိုင္တာလား။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ဒါ အခ်စ္ မဟုတ္ဘူး။ သူငယ္ခ်င္းေကာင္းတစ္ေယာက္ရဲ႕ ခင္မင္ရင္းႏွီးမႈပါ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" 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lang="MY"&gt;ျမင္ႏိုင္ရဲ႕လား။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ဒါမွ အခ်စ္ေလ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ဒုကၡေတြ သုခေတြနဲ႔ စည္းေႏွာင္ထားၿပီး အဲဒီ ႀကီးမားတဲ့ အားေတြက မင္းတုိ႔&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ႏွစ္ေယာက္ကုိ လက္တြဲညီညီ ျဖစ္ေအာင္ ဖန္တီးထားတာလား။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ဒါဆို အခ်စ္ေလ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;သူ႔ရဲ႕ အားနည္းခ်က္ေတြကို သူ႔ရဲ႕ အစိတ္အပုိင္း တစ္ခုအေနနဲ႔ လက္ခံထားတာလား။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;အဲဒါ အခ်စ္ပါ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;တျခားသူေတြကုိ စြဲေဆာင္ဖုိ႔ ႀကိဳးစားေပမယ့္ သူ႔ကိုပဲ&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;အေၾကာင္းျပခ်က္မရွိဘဲ သစၥာရွိရွိနဲ႔ အတူ လက္တြဲေနသလား။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ဒါဆို အခ်စ္ေလ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;မင္းရဲ႕ ႏွလံုးသား၊ မင္းရဲ႕ အသက္နဲ႔ မင္းရဲ႕ ဘ၀ကို သူ႔ကို ေပးဖုိ႔ ၀န္မေလးဘူးေလ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ဒါဟာ အခ်စ္ပဲေပါ႔။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;အခု အခ်စ္ဟာ သိပ္ ခါးသီး နာက်င္ေနေစမယ္ ဆိုရင္ က်ေနာ္တို႔ ဘာေၾကာင့္ ခ်စ္ၾကဦးမလဲ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ဘာအတြက္ေၾကာင့္ ဒါႀကီးကို တစ္ဘ၀လံုး ရွာေနဦးမလဲ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;က်ေနာ္တို႔ ဒါကို ဘာလုပ္ဖုိ႔ ေတာင့္တေနဦးမလဲ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ဒီအနာတရ၊ ဒီမခ်ိမဆံ့ ေ၀ဒနာ၊ ဒီဒုကၡေတြက ဘာေၾကာင့္လဲ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ကိုယ့္ရဲ႕ အတၱကိုေတာင္ ဆန္႔က်င္ရဲတဲ့ သတၱိနဲ႔ေလ။ အဲဒါ ဘာအတြက္လဲ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;အေျဖက သိပ္႐ိုးရွင္းပါတယ္။ အဲဒါ အခ်စ္ေၾကာင့္ေလ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ဘယ္ေလာက္ထိ စြဲေဆာင္အား ေကာင္းသလဲဆိုရင္ အခ်စ္ မရွိဘူး ဆိုတဲ့လူေတြေတာင္&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ခံစားၾကည့္ခ်င္တယ္။ ရွိၿပီးသား လူေတြက သူမ်ားကိုလည္း ခံစားေစခ်င္တယ္ေလ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You will find your true love&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="MY"&gt;ဒါေလးေတြဖတ္ၿပီးအခ်စ္စစ္စစ္ ရွာေတြ ့ႏုိင္ပါေစ။&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8550951081261611681-309118273943137027?l=hlaingbwe.blogspot.com' alt='' 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သူမဘ၀အတြက္&lt;br /&gt;ပထမဆံုးကိစၥပင္ျဖစ္ပါသည္။&lt;br /&gt;သူမသည္&lt;br /&gt;ေက်ာခင္းကာလွဲအိပ္ရင္း&lt;br /&gt;ၾကြက္သားမ်ားကိုေတာင့္ထားမိေလသည္။&lt;br /&gt;သူ႔ကိုျငင္းဆန္ရန္&lt;br /&gt;အေၾကာင္းျပခ်က္မ်ိဳးစံုကို&lt;br /&gt;စဥ္းစားရင္း&lt;br /&gt;တတ္ႏိုင္သေလာက္ေအခ်ိန္ဆြဲေနမိ&lt;div class="gmail_quote"&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;သည္။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;သို႕ေသာ္ သူကေတာ့&lt;br /&gt;လံုး၀လက္ေလ်ာ့ဟန္မျပပဲ&lt;br /&gt;သူမအနားသို႔ တိုးကပ္လာေလသည္။&lt;br /&gt;ေၾကာက္ေနသလားဟု&lt;br /&gt;ေမးေသာအခါတြင္&lt;br /&gt;သူမကရဲ၀ံ႕စြာေခါင္းခါျပမိသည္။&lt;br /&gt;သူသည္ ယခုလိုကိစၥမ်ားတြင္&lt;br /&gt;အေတြ႔အၾကံဳရင့္က်က္ေသာသူတေယာက္ျ&lt;wbr&gt;ဖစ္ပါသည္။&lt;br /&gt;သူ၏လက္ေခ်ာင္းမ်ားသည္&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ေနရာမွန္ကို&lt;br /&gt;ရွာေဖြေတြ႔ရွိသြားၾကသည္။&lt;br /&gt;အထဲထိႏိုက္စမ္းလိုက္ေသာအခါ&lt;br /&gt;သူမ&lt;br /&gt;နာက်င္မႈျဖင့္တကိုယ္လံုးတုန္ခါ&lt;wbr&gt;သြားျပီး&lt;br /&gt;အေၾကာအျခင္မ်ားေတာင့္တင္းသြား&lt;wbr&gt;သည္။&lt;br /&gt;သူသည္ ေျပာထားသလိုပင္&lt;br /&gt;ညင္ညင္သာသာျပဳလုပ္ေၾကာင္းသူမသိ&lt;wbr&gt;ပါသည္။&lt;br /&gt;သူက&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;သူမမ်က္၀န္းကိုစိုက္ၾကည့္ရင္း&lt;br /&gt;စိတ္မပူရန္၊ သူ႔အေနႏွင့္&lt;br /&gt;အေတြ႔အၾကံဳအမ်ားႀကီးရွိေၾကာင္း&lt;wbr&gt;ထပ္ေျပာျပန္သည္။&lt;br /&gt;သူျပံဳးျပေသာအခါ သူမ&lt;br /&gt;စိတ္ကိုေလ်ာ့ခ်လိုက္ၿပီး&lt;br /&gt;သူအတြက္လြယ္ကူေစရန္&lt;br /&gt;တတ္ႏိုင္သမွ်က်ယ္က်ယ္ဟေပးထားလို&lt;wbr&gt;က္သည္။&lt;br /&gt;သူ႔ကိုျမန္ျမန္ကိစၥၿပီးေအာင္&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ျပဳလုပ္ရန္&lt;br /&gt;အၾကိမ္ၾကိမ္ေတာင္းပန္မိေလသည္။&lt;br /&gt;သို႔ေသာ္သူကေတာ့&lt;br /&gt;ျဖည္းျဖည္းမွန္မွန္သာ&lt;br /&gt;ဆက္လုပ္ပါသည္။&lt;br /&gt;ေနာက္တၾကိမ္တြင္အသားမွ်င္မ်ားစု&lt;wbr&gt;တ္ျပတ္ၿပီး&lt;br /&gt;တကိုယ္လံုးနာက်င္မႈကိုခံစားလို&lt;wbr&gt;က္ရသည္။&lt;br /&gt;ေသြးအနည္းငယ္ထြက္လာသည္&lt;br /&gt;ကိုလည္း သူမသိရွိလိုက္သည္။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;အရမ္းနာသလားဟု&lt;br /&gt;သူကထပ္ေမးေနျပန္သည္။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;မ်က္ရည္မ်ားျပည့္လွ်ံေနေသာ္လည္း&lt;br /&gt;မနာသေယာင္ေခါင္းခါက&lt;br /&gt;ဆက္လုပ္ရန္&lt;br /&gt;ေခါင္းညိမ့္ျပလိုက္မိသည္။&lt;br /&gt;သူက ကြ်မ္းက်င္စြာ&lt;br /&gt;ဆက္လုပ္ေနေသာ္လည္း&lt;br /&gt;သူဘာလုပ္ေနမွန္းမသိေအာင္&lt;br /&gt;သူမစိတ္လႈပ္ရွားကာထံုေပေပျဖစ္ေ&lt;wbr&gt;နမိသည္။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;အတန္ၾကာေသာ္ သူမမွအရည္အခ်ိဳ႕&lt;br /&gt;တာက်ိဳးသလိုေပါက္ထြက္သြားသည္ကို&lt;br /&gt;ခံစားရၿပီး သူသည္&lt;br /&gt;အရာတစ္ခုကိုေအာင္ျမင္စြာ&lt;br /&gt;အျပင္သို႔ထုတ္လိုက္ေလသည္။&lt;br /&gt;သူမ သက္ျပင္းေမာမ်ား&lt;br /&gt;႐ႈိက္ထုတ္ေနရင္း&lt;br /&gt;ကိစၥေအာင္ျမင္ၿပီးေၿမာက္သြားသည္&lt;wbr&gt;ကို&lt;br /&gt;၀မ္းသာေပ်ာ္ရႊင္ေနမိသည္။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;သူကေႏြးေႏြးေထြးေထြး&lt;br /&gt;ျပံဳးျပရင္း&lt;br /&gt;ေတာ္ေတာ္ ကိုင္ရတြယ္ရခက္တဲ့&lt;br /&gt;ခေလးမဟု&lt;br /&gt;ေရရြတ္ေလသည္။သူမကလည္းမခ်ိၿပံဳးေ&lt;wbr&gt;လးျပံဳးျပလိုက္ပါသည္။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ထို႔ေနာက္&lt;br /&gt;ေက်းဇူးတင္စကားကို&lt;br /&gt;သြားဆရာ၀န္အားဆိုလိုက္ေလသည္။&lt;br /&gt;အထက္ပါအျဖစ္အပ်က္မွာ&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;သူမ၏&lt;br /&gt;ပထမဆံုးသြားႏႈတ္သည့္ေန႔က&lt;br /&gt;အေတြ႔အၾကံဳပင္ျဖစ္ေလသည္။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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( We know you gonna try this !!! )&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;           &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: left;font-family:georgia;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;A snail can sleep for 3 years. (            wow, lucky chap eh ? )&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;           &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;           &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: left;font-family:georgia;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;In 1883 the explosion of the volcano            Krakatoa put so much dust into the earth's atmosphere that sunsets            appeared green and the moon appeared blue around the world for almost            two years.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;           &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: left;font-family:georgia;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;"Almost" is the longest word in the            English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;                      &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: left;font-family:georgia;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Electricity doesn't move through a            wire but through a field around the wire.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;                      &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: left;font-family:georgia;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;55 per cent of people yawn within 5 minutes of            seeing someone else yawn. Reading about yawning makes most people            yawn.      hello, zzzzz zzzz ?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8550951081261611681-64035393965168564?l=hlaingbwe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/feeds/64035393965168564/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8550951081261611681&amp;postID=64035393965168564' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/64035393965168564'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/64035393965168564'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/2009/01/did-you-know-some-interesting-facts.html' title='Did you know some interesting facts |'/><author><name>SOLER</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16525195890560186679</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXcd-JVB1iI/AAAAAAAABWs/VycAeOXa23s/S220/Image091.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8550951081261611681.post-1522194152307858273</id><published>2009-01-21T05:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-21T05:16:27.771-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='myanmar e-books'/><title type='text'>Myanmar E-Books | good news for all myanmar |</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.books-hive.com/library/login"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 285px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXcfBhsXdeI/AAAAAAAABXE/xxrZpIcGvAM/s400/mmebook1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293733998082094562" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Newly, Myanmar e-books website bring out the debutante for myanmar people. We can search many interesting and valuable burmese books there. Since there were only few people for contributors, so there are some e-books available now. Anyway, i think it is quite enough for myanmar readers to search for their own choices. &lt;a href="http://www.books-hive.com/library/login"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"&gt;Click here to login or sign up&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.books-hive.com/library/login"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8550951081261611681-1522194152307858273?l=hlaingbwe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/feeds/1522194152307858273/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8550951081261611681&amp;postID=1522194152307858273' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/1522194152307858273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/1522194152307858273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/2009/01/myanmar-e-books-good-news-for-all.html' title='Myanmar E-Books | good news for all myanmar |'/><author><name>SOLER</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16525195890560186679</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXcd-JVB1iI/AAAAAAAABWs/VycAeOXa23s/S220/Image091.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXcfBhsXdeI/AAAAAAAABXE/xxrZpIcGvAM/s72-c/mmebook1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8550951081261611681.post-22839540142525538</id><published>2009-01-20T17:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-21T05:17:06.235-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joke'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>Brilliant Name | Funny Name |</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:18;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"&gt;AIRPORT SECURITY EVENT&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customs  Official : 'May I have your name?'&lt;br /&gt;Passenger : 'Batman'&lt;br /&gt;Customs Official :  'What's your name!?'&lt;br /&gt;Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man'&lt;br /&gt;Customs Official :  'Trying to be funny!? What's your surname?'&lt;br /&gt;Passenger :  'Super-man'&lt;br /&gt;Customs Official : 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?'&lt;br /&gt;Passenger : 'Yes'&lt;br /&gt;Customs Official : 'Arrest this man...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When they had him in custody, he was asked to show his identification  card: &lt;span style="font-size:10;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXZ9a1y2fEI/AAAAAAAABV8/nF0hta6pW68/s1600-h/batman.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 305px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXZ9a1y2fEI/AAAAAAAABV8/nF0hta6pW68/s400/batman.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293556312091032642" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8550951081261611681-22839540142525538?l=hlaingbwe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/feeds/22839540142525538/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8550951081261611681&amp;postID=22839540142525538' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/22839540142525538'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/22839540142525538'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/2009/01/brilliant-name-funny-name.html' title='Brilliant Name | Funny Name |'/><author><name>SOLER</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16525195890560186679</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXcd-JVB1iI/AAAAAAAABWs/VycAeOXa23s/S220/Image091.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXZ9a1y2fEI/AAAAAAAABV8/nF0hta6pW68/s72-c/batman.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8550951081261611681.post-4653364988599704348</id><published>2009-01-16T03:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T03:02:28.299-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='story'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>A laugh story |</title><content type='html'>လြဲ ခ်က္ကနာ&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;ေတာစပ္တစ္ေနရာတြင္ ကိုျဖဴ၊ ကို ျကူ ႏွင္႔ ကို အူ တို႔သံုး ဦး အား ရာဇဝတ္ မွဳ ျဖင္႔ ေသဒဏ္ ေပး ရန္ ျပင္ဆင္ ေနသည္။အေစာင္႔ျဖစ္သူ က ကိုျဖဴအား အခ်ဳပ္ကားတြင္းမွ ပထမ ဆံုး ေခၚထုတ္လာ သည္။ ထို႔ ေနာက္ အရာရွိျဖစ္သူက ေသနတ္သမား အား ပစ္မိန္႔ေပးသည္။(အဂၤလိပ္လို အမိန္႔ေပး)&lt;br /&gt;  အရာရွိ- "Ready",'Aim".&lt;br /&gt;ကိုျဖဴ-(အရာရွိ ဧ။္ စကားမဆံုးခင္ ရုတ္တရတ္ထေအာ္သည္) ,' Earthquake!'&lt;br /&gt;လူအမ်ား အလန္႔တျကား ႏွင္႔ ရုတ္ရုတ္သဲသဲ ျဖစ္သြားခ်ိန္တြင္ ကိုျဖဴထြက္ေျပး လြတ္ေျမာက္သြားသည္။&lt;br /&gt;ေနာက္ ကိုၾကဴအလွည္႔&lt;br /&gt;  အရာရွိ-- 'Ready', 'Aim'&lt;br /&gt;ကိုၾကဴ- 'Tornado!'&lt;br /&gt;ရုတ္တရတ္ လူမ်ား အထိတ္တလန္႔ ျဖစ္သြားျပန္သည္၊ ကိုၾကဴ လည္း ထြက္ ေျပး လြတ္ေျမာက္သြားျပန္သည္။&lt;br /&gt;ေနာက္ဆံုး ကိုအူ႔အလွည္႔&lt;br /&gt;အရာရွိ-' Ready', 'Aim'&lt;br /&gt;  ကိုအူ လည္း က်န္လူမ်ား ကို အတုယူ၍ ေအာ္လိုက္ ပံု က "Fire!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8550951081261611681-4653364988599704348?l=hlaingbwe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/feeds/4653364988599704348/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8550951081261611681&amp;postID=4653364988599704348' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/4653364988599704348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/4653364988599704348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/2009/01/laugh-story.html' title='A laugh story |'/><author><name>SOLER</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16525195890560186679</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXcd-JVB1iI/AAAAAAAABWs/VycAeOXa23s/S220/Image091.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8550951081261611681.post-3002917145891629989</id><published>2009-01-16T02:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T02:59:14.677-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='story'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>Funny Chinese story |</title><content type='html'>တရုတ္ပံုၿပင္ေလးတစ္ပုဒ္ပါ။&lt;br /&gt;  တခါက လူႏွစ္ေယာက္ဟာေတာထဲမွာမ်က္စိလည္လမ္းမွားၿပီးလမ္းေပ်ာက္ေနပါတယ္။ဒါကို သစ္ခုတ္သမားတစ္ေယာက္ကကယ္ၿပီး အိမ္ကိုေခၚလာတယ္။ညေရာက္ေတာ့ အဲ့ဒီလူႏွစ္ေယာက္ က သစ္ခုတ္သမားရဲ့သမီးကို-------တယ္။ဒါနဲ႔ သစ္ခုတ္သမားလည္းအလြန္စိတ္ဆိုးၿပီးသတ္မယ္လုပ္ပါေရာ။အဲ့ဒီလူႏွစ္ေယာက္လည္း သစ္ခုတ္သမားကိုမသတ္ဖို႔ဒူးေထာက္ေတာင္းပန္တာေပါ့။ဒါနဲ႔ သစ္ခုတ္သမားလည္းအခြင့္အေရးေပးတဲ့အေနနဲ႔ သူတို႔ႏွစ္ေယာက္ကို ၿခံထဲမွာရွိတဲ့ သစ္သီး၁၀လံုးစီ ခူးခဲ့ပါလို႔ေၿပာလိုက္တယ္။မၾကာခင္မွာ ပထမလူက မက္မန္းသီး၁၀လံုးကိုယူၿပီးၿပန္လာပါတယ္၊သစ္ခုတ္သမားက အဲ့ဒီမက္မန္းသီးကို မင္းရဲ့ဖင္ေပါက္ထဲကိုထည့္ရမယ္၊တကယ္လို႔ ၁၀လံုးလံုးထဲ့ၿပီးတာေတာင္တစ္ခ်က္မွ်မရယ္ရင္ အသက္ခ်မ္းသာခြင့္ေပးမယ္တဲ႔၊ဒါနဲ႔ ပထမလူလည္းထဲ့ေနတာ ၉လံုးေၿမာက္လည္းေရာက္ေရာ အားပါးတရရယ္လိုက္လို႔ သတ္ခံလိုက္ရပါတယ္။ယမမင္းဆီကိုေရာက္ေတာ့ ယမမင္းက "မင္းကြာ ၊ေနာက္ႏွစ္လံုးသည္းခံလိုက္ရင္ မင္းေသစရာမလိုေတာ့ဘူး၊ဘာေၾကာင့္ရယ္ရတာလဲ"လို႔ေမးေတာ့ ပထမလူက အရယ္ကိုမရပ္ႏိုင္ေသးဘဲ "ယမမင္းၾကီး ၊က်ေတာ္မ်ိဳး မရယ္ဘဲနဲ႔၁၀လံုးလံုးထဲ့ႏိုင္ပါတယ္၊ဒါေပမယ့္ ၉လံုးေၿမာက္မွာ က်ေနာ့သူငယ္ခ်င္းက ဒူးရင္းသီး၁၀လံုးကို သယ္လာတာေတြ႔လိုက္ရလို႔ ပါ။"တဲ့&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8550951081261611681-3002917145891629989?l=hlaingbwe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/feeds/3002917145891629989/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8550951081261611681&amp;postID=3002917145891629989' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/3002917145891629989'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/3002917145891629989'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/2009/01/funny-chinese-story.html' title='Funny Chinese story |'/><author><name>SOLER</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16525195890560186679</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXcd-JVB1iI/AAAAAAAABWs/VycAeOXa23s/S220/Image091.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8550951081261611681.post-790518582504805394</id><published>2009-01-05T17:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-05T17:46:59.188-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kiss'/><title type='text'>How to use kiss | အနမ္းေပါင္း ၁၀၀ |</title><content type='html'>သို႕&lt;br /&gt;အခ်စ္ေလးေရ  ကုိယ္ဒီလ အသုံးမ်ားသြားလုိ႕ ပုိက္ဆံမပို႕ နိဳင္ေတာ့ဘူးကြာ&lt;br /&gt;ဒါေပမယ့္ မင္းအတြက္ ကုိယ္ အနမ္းေပါင္း ၁၀၀ ပုိလုိက္တယ္ေနာ္&lt;br /&gt;အခ်စ္ေလး မင္းရဲ႕&lt;br /&gt;ကိုကို ေနာက္ရက္ အနည္းငယ္ အၾကာမွာေတာ့ သူ႕မိန္းမ ဆီက စာျပန္လာပါတယ္&lt;br /&gt;သို႕&lt;br /&gt;ေယာက္က်ားေရ ကိုကို႕ရဲ႕ အနမ္းေပါင္း ၁၀၀ အတြက္ေက်းဇူး တင္ပါတယ&lt;br /&gt;ဒီလ အသုံးစရိတ္ ကို ေျပာျပမယ္ေနာ္။&lt;br /&gt;၁။ ႏြားနိဳ႕ ပို႕သမား ကုိ တစ္လစာ ႏြားနိဳ႕ အတြက္ အနမ္း (၂) ပြင့္&lt;br /&gt;၂။ လွ်ပ္စစ္ ဌာန က လူကို တစ္လစာ အနမ္း (၇) ပြင့္&lt;br /&gt;၃။ အိမ္ပုိင္ရွင္ ကေတာ့ အိမ္ငွားခ မယူ ပဲ တစ္ေန႕ ကို အနမ္း ၂ ပြင့္ ၃ ပြင့္ လာယူတယ္&lt;br /&gt;၄။ super market က ေတာ့ အနမ္းနဲ႕တင္မရလုိ႕ တစ္ျခားဟာပါ ထပ္ေပးလုိက္ရတယ္။&lt;br /&gt;  ၅။ တစ္ျခားအေထြေထြ က အနမ္း ပြင့္ ၄၀ ဒါေပမယ့္ မပူပါနဲ႕ေနာ္ ခ်စ္မွာ အနမ္း ၃၅ ပြင့္က်န္ေသးတယ္။ ဒီလ ေတာ့&lt;br /&gt;ေကာင္းေကာင္းေလာက္ပါတယ္။&lt;br /&gt;ေနာက္လလည္း ဒါမ်ိဳးလုပ္ ရမွာပဲလားဟင္။ ကုိကို႕ရဲ႕&lt;br /&gt;ခ်စ္ေလး&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8550951081261611681-790518582504805394?l=hlaingbwe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/feeds/790518582504805394/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8550951081261611681&amp;postID=790518582504805394' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/790518582504805394'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/790518582504805394'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/2009/01/how-to-use-kiss.html' title='How to use kiss | အနမ္းေပါင္း ၁၀၀ |'/><author><name>SOLER</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16525195890560186679</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXcd-JVB1iI/AAAAAAAABWs/VycAeOXa23s/S220/Image091.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8550951081261611681.post-7905075940866442920</id><published>2008-12-30T02:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T02:42:36.521-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='laugh'/><title type='text'>Obama's Family Moving To Washington |</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SVn6iuyFlMI/AAAAAAAAA6g/0rC5kLCFHpQ/s1600-h/Obama001.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SVn6iuyFlMI/AAAAAAAAA6g/0rC5kLCFHpQ/s400/Obama001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285531112276595906" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8550951081261611681-7905075940866442920?l=hlaingbwe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/feeds/7905075940866442920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8550951081261611681&amp;postID=7905075940866442920' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/7905075940866442920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/7905075940866442920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/2008/12/obamas-family-moving-to-washington.html' title='Obama&apos;s Family Moving To Washington |'/><author><name>SOLER</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16525195890560186679</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXcd-JVB1iI/AAAAAAAABWs/VycAeOXa23s/S220/Image091.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SVn6iuyFlMI/AAAAAAAAA6g/0rC5kLCFHpQ/s72-c/Obama001.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8550951081261611681.post-6429263587175350817</id><published>2008-12-30T02:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T02:33:55.695-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>mathematical model for a woman,Just for funny | WOMEN as EXPLAINED by ENGINEERS</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SVn5Bxbyt0I/AAAAAAAAA6Y/uI722_ngWDY/s1600-h/image001.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 289px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SVn5Bxbyt0I/AAAAAAAAA6Y/uI722_ngWDY/s400/image001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285529446541080386" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ACER/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8550951081261611681-6429263587175350817?l=hlaingbwe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/feeds/6429263587175350817/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8550951081261611681&amp;postID=6429263587175350817' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/6429263587175350817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/6429263587175350817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/2008/12/mathematical-model-for-womanjust-for.html' title='mathematical model for a woman,Just for funny | WOMEN as EXPLAINED by ENGINEERS'/><author><name>SOLER</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16525195890560186679</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXcd-JVB1iI/AAAAAAAABWs/VycAeOXa23s/S220/Image091.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SVn5Bxbyt0I/AAAAAAAAA6Y/uI722_ngWDY/s72-c/image001.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8550951081261611681.post-1033908178980940716</id><published>2008-12-30T02:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T02:28:47.644-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='laugh'/><title type='text'>Daddy, how was I born?</title><content type='html'>A little boy goes to his father and asks, 'Daddy, how was I born?'&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:&lt;br /&gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Scroll down...You'll love this...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8550951081261611681-1033908178980940716?l=hlaingbwe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/feeds/1033908178980940716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8550951081261611681&amp;postID=1033908178980940716' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/1033908178980940716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/1033908178980940716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/2008/12/daddy-how-was-i-born.html' title='Daddy, how was I born?'/><author><name>SOLER</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16525195890560186679</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXcd-JVB1iI/AAAAAAAABWs/VycAeOXa23s/S220/Image091.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8550951081261611681.post-1111534546921240181</id><published>2008-12-30T02:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T02:18:48.020-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joke'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='laugh'/><title type='text'>Funny joke of watching India and Chinese movies | ရယ္ဖို႔သက္သက္ပါ |</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;ကုလားကားေတြမရွိရင္ ဘယ္ေတာ့မွမသိႏိုင္မယ့္အခ်က္ေတြကေတာ&lt;/span&gt;့&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;မင္းသားဟာ အျပင္းထန္ဆံုး အရိုက္အႏွက္ခံေနရခ်ိန္မွာေတာင္ နာက်င္ပံုမျပေပမယ့္ မင္းသမီးက အနာကို သန္႔စင္ၿပီးေဆးထည့္ေပးတဲ့ အခါမွာေတာ့ နာက်င္ၿပီးတြန္႔သြားတတ္ပါတယ္။&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;မင္းသားနဲ႔မင္းသမီးဟာ မိုးေရထဲမွာ အရင္မ"က"ရေသးသေရြ႕ ခ်စ္သူမျဖစ္ရပါဘူး။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;မိတ္ကပ္ေတြဟာလည္း တစ္ခါလိမ္းၿပီးရင္ မိုးရြာရြာ ေနပူပူ ဘယ္လိုအေျခအေနမွာျဖစ္ျဖစ္ ဒီအတိုင္းပဲရွိေနပါတယ္။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;မင္းသားနဲ႔မင္းသမီး ခ်စ္သူႏွစ္ေယာက္ ကြင္းျပင္ထဲမွာ ကေနတုန္း ရုတ္တရက္ (ဘယ္ကေရာက္လာသလဲဆိုတာ ဘုရားပဲ သိႏိုင္တဲ့) လူ(၁၀၀)ေလာက္ ထြက္လာၿပီး သူတို႔နဲ႔အတူ ၀င္ကေလ့ရွိပါတယ္။&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;ဇာတ္သိမ္းခန္းက်ရင္ မင္းသားဟာ သူနဲ႔တိုက္ခိုက္ေနတဲ့လူဆိုးက သူ႔အစ္ကိုျဖစ္ေၾကာင္း၊ သူ႔ကိုၾကည့္ရႈေစာင့္ေရွာက္ေနတဲ့ အိမ္ေဖာ္မိန္းမႀကီးက သူ႔အေမျဖစ္ေၾကာင္း၊ ရဲအရာရွိႀကီးက သူ႔အေဖျဖစ္ေၾကာင္း၊ တရားသူႀကီးက သူ႔ဦးေလးျဖစ္ေၾကာင္း စသည္ျဖင့္ စသည္ျဖင့္ ေဖာ္ထုတ္သိရွိသြားတတ္ပါတယ္။&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;ရုပ္ရွင္ထဲက စကားေတြၾကားမွာ ခပ္က်ယ္က်ယ္ေျပာၿပီး အမ်ားဆံုးညွပ္သံုးတတ္တဲ့ အဂၤလိပ္စကားလံုးေတြကေတာ့ "No Problem", "My God!", "Get Out!", "Shut Up!", "Impossible" နဲ႔ "Please forgive me!" တို႔ျဖစ္ပါတယ္။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;မင္းသား မင္းသမီးေတြဟာ သီခ်င္းဆိုေနတုန္းမွာပဲ ေျမႀကီးေပၚလွဲခ်ၿပီး လူးလွိမ့္ႏိုင္သလို အ၀တ္အစားေတြလဲ အမ်ိဳးမ်ိဳးေျပာင္းႏိုင္ၾကပါတယ္။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;သူတို႔ေတြဟာ အုန္းပင္ေတြၾကားမွာ ေျပးလႊားျခင္း၊ သီခ်င္းဆိုျခင္း၊ မ်က္ေတာင္မ်ား ပုတ္ခတ္ပုတ္ခတ္လုပ္ျခင္း၊ တစ္ေယာက္နဲ႔တစ္ေယာက္ ျဖတ္ကနဲ အၾကည့္ခ်င္းဖလွယ္ျခင္း၊ အ၀တ္အစားလဲျခင္းမ်ားကို တျပိဳင္ထဲမွာ လံုး၀မေမာမပန္းဘဲ လုပ္ႏိုင္ၾကပါတယ္။ &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;တရုတ္သိုင္းကားေတြမရွိရင္ ဘယ္ေတာ့မွမသိႏိုင္မယ့္အခ်က္ေတြကေတာ့&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;မင္းသားရဲ႕ မိဘျဖစ္ရတဲ့သူေတြဟာ ကံမေကာင္းတတ္ၾကပါဘူး။ မင္းသားငယ္စဥ္ဘ၀မွာ ရန္သူေတြသတ္တာခံရၿပီး မင္းသားက မိဘမဲ့ျဖစ္သြားေလ့ရွိပါတယ္။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;ဒဏ္ရရၿပီး ေသလုေမ်ာပါးျဖစ္ေနတဲ့ လူေတြဟာ အသက္ကိုရေအာင္ရႈၿပီသူ႔ကိုဘယ္သူသတ္သလဲဆိုတာေဖာ္ထုတ္ဖို႔စကားအနည္းငယ္ေျပာၿပီးမွ (ေသေၾကာင္းျပတဲ့ အေနနဲ႔) ေခါင္းကေစာင္းက်သြားပါတယ္။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;သိုင္းပညာရွင္ေတြဟာ ေခါင္မိုးေတြ သစ္ပင္ေတြေပၚမွာ အေ၀းႀကီးကို ေခၽြးလံုး၀မထြက္ဘဲ ပ်ံႏိုင္ပါတယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ တျခားျမိဳ႕ေတြရြာေတြကို ခရီးထြက္တဲ့ အခါေတြမွာေတာ့ လမ္းေလွ်ာက္ၿပီး (ဒါမွမဟုတ္) ျမင္းစီးၿပီး သြားၾကရရွာပါတယ္။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;မင္းသားသူရဲေကာင္းေတြဟာ ပိုက္ဆံရဖို႔အတြက္ အလုပ္မလုပ္ေပမယ့္ ၀ယ္စားတဲ့ အစားအစာေတြအတြက္ ေပးဖို႔ ေရႊတံုးေငြတုံးေတြ သူတို႔မွာ အျမဲ ရွိေနတတ္ပါတယ္။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;တိုင္းျပည္က ဘယ္ေလာက္ႀကီးႀကီး၊ ဘယ္ေနရာေတြမွာပဲ ေရာက္ေနေန မင္းသားနဲ႔လူဆိုးေတြဟာ မၾကာခဏ လမ္းမွာဆံုေလ့ရွိၾကပါတယ္။&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;အတြင္းဒဏ္ရာေတြ ကုသရတာလည္း အရမ္းလြယ္ကူပါတယ္။ တင္ပလင္ေခြထိုင္၊ ဒူးေခါင္းေပၚမွာ လက္ေတြတင္ၿပီးရင္ ေခါင္းက မီးခိုးေတြထြက္သြားတာနဲ႔ ေပ်ာက္ပါၿပီ။&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;သူတို႔ဟာ အက်ီလက္ေတြ ခါးပတ္ေတြထဲမွာ ပစၥည္းေတြအမ်ားႀကီး (အထူးသျဖင့္ ေရႊတံုးေငြတံုးေတြ) ထည့္ႏိုင္ၿပီး ဘယ္ေတာ့မွလည္း ျပဳတ္မက်ၾကပါဘူး။&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;တရုတ္ကား ကုလားကားေတြဟာ အႏုပညာအဆင့္အတန္း ျမင့္တဲ့ရုပ္ရွင္ေတြပါ။ ဒီPostေလးကေတာ့ ရယ္စရာေလးမို႔လို႔ ဘာသာျပန္ၿပီး မွ်ေ၀လိုက္ပါတယ္။ ဖတ္တဲ့သူေတြအတြက္ မရယ္ရဘူးဆိုရင္ ဘာသာျပန္တဲ့လူ ညံ့လုိ႔ပါရွင္ း) အားလံုး ျပံဳးေပ်ာ္ရယ္ေမာႏိုင္ၾကပါေစ&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8550951081261611681-1111534546921240181?l=hlaingbwe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/feeds/1111534546921240181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8550951081261611681&amp;postID=1111534546921240181' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/1111534546921240181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/1111534546921240181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/2008/12/funny-joke-of-watching-india-and.html' title='Funny joke of watching India and Chinese movies | ရယ္ဖို႔သက္သက္ပါ |'/><author><name>SOLER</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16525195890560186679</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXcd-JVB1iI/AAAAAAAABWs/VycAeOXa23s/S220/Image091.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8550951081261611681.post-2421145499137597864</id><published>2008-12-25T14:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-25T23:45:58.438-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hottest myanmar model and actress'/><title type='text'>Myanmar hottest model and actress |</title><content type='html'>Pls visit to my site&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://myanmar-hottest.blogspot.com"&gt;http://myanmar-hottest.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8550951081261611681-2421145499137597864?l=hlaingbwe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/feeds/2421145499137597864/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8550951081261611681&amp;postID=2421145499137597864' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/2421145499137597864'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8550951081261611681/posts/default/2421145499137597864'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hlaingbwe.blogspot.com/2008/12/myanmar-model-and-actress-photo-and.html' title='Myanmar hottest model and actress |'/><author><name>SOLER</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16525195890560186679</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XtZwit806tI/SXcd-JVB1iI/AAAAAAAABWs/VycAeOXa23s/S220/Image091.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
